What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."