Humor
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
*fart* 👀 Oops!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.