Dad

My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.

Memes

Down Syndrome

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

Employee

Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?

Because they always come out clean.

Mom

When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale

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  • Bear

    What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

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  • Dwarf

    I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

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  • Butt

    Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."

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  • Dark Humor

    Son: Mom, what is dark humor?

    Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

    Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!

    Mom: Exactly!

    Sexual Assault

    A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."