Humor

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

What's brown and hairy? A bear.

What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.

Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.

What's the worst joke you ever heard?

Worst joke.

Her (DYM 88).

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.

This is not even a joke.

Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.

What protects clowns from the sun?

A bozone layer.

(Non-edgy joke.)

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I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you heard about my new can crushing job?

It's soda-pressing.

*insert pun here*