Humor

The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...

The cat still died, why?

It had a Catastrophic Catcident.

This website!

Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.

Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.

Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.

Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.

Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.

Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.

Kid: It's not an Apple product.

Indian poor dad: It's a banana.

Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.

Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.

This isn't a joke.

I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

A miscarriage.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Why can't poor people write jokes?

Because they make no cents.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?

Brother: Sure.

Me: Turn off the light.

Why did the booty break up with the fart?

It was just too much GASLIGHTING.

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"