Humor

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Why can't poor people write jokes?

Because they make no cents.

Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?

Brother: Sure.

Me: Turn off the light.

What's brown and hairy? A bear.

What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.

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What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?

What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.

*insert pun here*

Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?

Have you heard about my new can crushing job?

It's soda-pressing.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.

There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:

Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.

Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?

Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Haha, I have my own joke category now!