Humor
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
This isn't a joke.
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Memes
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
weixian
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂