Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
The Reason Women Have Legs
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Explain Bear
Listen here, numbskull. The joke implies that women move as slow as snails if they didn't have legs. I bet you have snail tracks all over your apartment, ya slow poke!
Mike
Life is too short everyone loves to laugh it what makes the world go round.