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Humor
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
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I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
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What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
