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Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!

Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.

How do you shrivel a dick?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.

Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike.

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same!

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!

What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.

What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?

Porn Cocktail.

What do you call a person who died in war?

Little Johnny.

Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?

A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.

I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Q: What do you call a funny midget?

A: Kevin

What is a lot?

Syphilis.

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).

What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.

Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.

It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.

I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.

Why?

I don’t have a clue.