Mom

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Candice

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

Gas

Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.

Memes

Zipper

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

Uncle

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

Child

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

Booty

Why did the booty break up with the fart?

It was just too much GASLIGHTING.