Humor
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Me when the
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.