Humor
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Memes
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Your mom is a joke.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
You (DYM 53).
BofA deez nuts!
your (DYM 59)