Humor
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Gaykelyu
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Me when the
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Ha, gay!
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
No.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Your mom is a joke.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"