Humor
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Me when the
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Gaykelyu
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Ha, gay!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...