Humor
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Gaykelyu
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
What is yellow?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...