Humor
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
No.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Memes
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
Kyler, go on this one.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
What is yellow?
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
*insert a joke here*
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Gaykelyu
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!