Humor

"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."

Good (DYM 92).

Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!

No.

How do you spell "I. P. With U?"

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line.

Krusty nut

Ha, gay!

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers!

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

Kyler, go on this one.

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?

An ASSHole.

*insert a joke here*