Humor
You (DYM 53).
BofA deez nuts!
your (DYM 59)
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
BAHAHAHAHAH
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
What is yellow?
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Gaykelyu
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.