Humor

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.

F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?

- F4, F U, then last F U Q.

Why are people joking about this stuff?

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?

It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!

What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?

"(Me)owwww!"

When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.

Penis.

What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!

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Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away?

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

How do you shrivel a dick?

Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.

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