Humor
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
What is yellow?
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
Your mom is a joke.
No.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
Krusty nut
These are just plain wrong jokes.
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."