Humor
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Send toe pics lol :)
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
Hahah, funny joke!
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"