Humor
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Send toe pics lol :)
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
Memes
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Hahah, funny joke!
All of the jokes are just abuse.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
Haha
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"