What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Joe mama so fat her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
your mom so fat that the photographer had to go moon just to click the photo of her belly button
yo mama so fat her belly button got 15 minutes before her
A police officer said to a belly button you're under abreast
What did the police man say to his belly button?
Your under a vest!
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Yo Mama so fat she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button
