Belly Button jokes
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more