Belly Button jokes

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest.

Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?

Her boyfriend was blind too.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?

So they have a place to hang the air freshener.

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest!

Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly, the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.

The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday. You know, Dad has a big belly, and that's why Mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." The little boy says, "But Mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and she blows his belly up again!"

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!