What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
Belly Button Jokes
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
