Belly Button jokes
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more