Humor
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
We don't read backwards.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭