Humor
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Memes
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
My name has "anus" in it.
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Hahah, funny joke!
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.
All of the jokes are just abuse.