Humor

Hahahahahahah I'm dying.

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.

Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Send toe pics lol :)

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.

What does "A" say to "ss"?

"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."

These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.

Haha

What's WWE called in Africa?

Shadow fight.

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.