Stinky

Stinky Jokes

A child ask his father “ how do you get pink eye?” Son I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes. Then the son asks “How did I get Fungi?” As the father was about to answer. The boy says “Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?” ———-Fungeye

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when a ugly stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her "oh baby you so hot let's fuck" she just yells "get the fuck away you creep" he just laughs and says alright i wait down there.

why was the people's wedding so miserable... cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky they agreed to never try to have another wedding

You so ugly whenever you say hi to so when they walk away and say that you were too ugly and they go take a bath right away cuz you so stinky and they say that you look like your mama wait your Mama must be either just like you because I can see her way from a mile You say you put on perfume but every time I spell you you feel like you poo poo you're so ugly that when your mom look in the mirror you cry you're so stupid the second grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten Head start every grade below you you can't even go to 20 grade stands for 9th grade you can't even go to grocery stores and people that tell you that you're so ugly they give you compliments just to make you feel better you know that everybody just like you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings so just stay in your mind hey you want to text Matt you know it was you because every time you see you you think that you matter fact he doesn't even like it for you he just want your money girl who even like you 😈😈