PH jokes

If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.

"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."

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P or N?

Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”

Person 2: “Seven.”

Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”

Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”

(Based on an encounter I had recently)