F stand for family that's why orphan is spelled with ph
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
what was the last thing that went through PH's head? water and smoke
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7
