PH jokes
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
gay fish.
Mushroom?
Community talk
Zkb grhvq'w vkh oryh ph