What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Humor
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
That moment when you poop 😂
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
I find bananas very appeeling.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
