Humor
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
This website hahahahahahaha!
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
Memes
Dildo launchers
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
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What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
That moment when you poop 😂
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.