You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Listen up, buttercup. This dude is trying to make a funny by saying his "johnson" is so big, the joke about it would be too long to tell. Get it? It's a "size" joke, and since you didn't catch it right away, I'm guessing your brain is the size of a pea. But hey, at least you're trying, sport.