Humor
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Ligma.
Balls.
Memes
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
That moment when you poop 😂