Humor

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

Shin-gles!

I find bananas very appeeling.

Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.

I was going to think of a good amputee joke...

But I’m stumped.

I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.

What do you call a smart booty?

A wise-crack!

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?

Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?

Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.

It runs in our jeans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.

Hehehe

Ligma.

Balls.

If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!

What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.

Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.

What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?

A god.

Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.

Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.

Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.

Mom: OMG, why son?

Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.

Think about it, then spread LMAO.

What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?

GAY