Humor
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
I forgot the joke.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.