Humor

What do sperm say while just in?

"We need to go deeper."

What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?

Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.

What's red and runs up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?

One's a fucking tree.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>

What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?

Afgan-I-Stand.

This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.

Wanna hear a racist joke?...

Donald Trump.

What’s red and cries?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.

This website hahahahahahaha!

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

What do you call a smart booty?

A wise-crack!

Ligma.

Balls.

If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!

What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?

A god.

Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.

Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?

A. They're both really short.