Town

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

Memes

Keyboard

More random keyboard words made into sentences:

This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.

Sally

Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?

Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.

Hehehe

Yolk

If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!

Baby

What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.

Skeleton

Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.

Eye

Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.

Mom: OMG, why son?

Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.

Think about it, then spread LMAO.