Humor
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Men.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!