Humor
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Mike Oxlong.
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
I weeee is?
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Memes
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
My father can take a joke because he made one.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
I don't have time to write this joke.
You're a big Z!
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!