Humor
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Best joke ever.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
These jokes crash and burn.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Kindly yeet someone!
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.