Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Humor
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
It davving on the eons, broski.
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill.
Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill, "To build this still will take so long."
Jill said to Jack, "Well, f--k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill!"
Lachlan
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
