Humor
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.
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One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.
The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"
"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
You were tricked, loser. ;]
Deez nutz!