If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Humor
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Haha joke haha!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
