Humor
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why do we never make adult jokes in front of orphans?
Because the joke needs parental guidance.
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
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