When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on words. "Russian" sounds like "rushing," and Finland is a country, so "you're from Finland" sounds like "you're finished." Then, "European" sounds like "you're-a-peein'." See? Now go back to drooling.
Chip
Sometimes I assume my Chinese alter ego in the bathroom.
When I do my name is Poo Ping.