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Humor
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
You were tricked, loser. ;]
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What is a "dad?"
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
