Humor
I have a little John.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
*insert pun here*
Ur face.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael. Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.