Humor
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso