Humor
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.