Humor
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
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How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
I have a fat ass.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Lol, I have no life :)
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
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Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.