Gender-Swapped Eminem

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. This here is Eminem, you know, the famous rapper, Marshall Mathers. But, hold on a sec, this ain't exactly how he usually looks, is it? He's got super long blonde hair here, and his face looks a bit... different. It's like someone photoshopped him to look like a woman, a female version of Eminem! And check out that shirt, it's got a big 'E' on it, like he's some kind of superhero named 'E-woman' or 'Eminema'. It's funny because it's a crazy idea, turning a tough rapper into this whole different character. You probably thought he actually grew his hair out, didn't you? Classic you, always falling for the obvious!