Humor
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Funny.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
Memes
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!