What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
Humor
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Banana!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
