Humor
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Memes
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Banana!
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.