Humor
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
kiibati orojo?
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.