Humor
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.