Humor
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Memes
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.