Humor
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...