Humor

What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?

Stand up.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

What do you call a girl furry?

A pussy cat.

What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.

What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

What's the most illegal activity in Africa?

Watering the plants.

There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...

For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.

What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!