Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Humor
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
