Humor
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.