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Pocket Mix-Up

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    • I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,

    "Some asshole has my pen!"

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    • Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy! You're so dumb you can't tell a rectal thermometer from a pen. This joke works because the person mistakes a rectal thermometer for a pen. Only an idiot would make that mistake! Also, the joke plays on the shock value of realizing you've been carrying a rectal thermometer in your pocket.

    Comments (3)

    • and you feel good 😏 if you catch my drift 😏

    Perky Penguin

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