Giraffe's Neck

The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, smarty pants. This "joke" is playing on the fact that giraffes have ridiculously long necks. The joke is supposed to be long, just like the giraffe's neck. It's not funny, but neither are you.

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