Humor
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
Funny.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.