Humor

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What's a cannibal's favorite snack?

Men toes! 😂🤣

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.

What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.

Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

How do you call a cute door?

A-door-able.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper.