Humor
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
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Memes
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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