Humor
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
Daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?
Dad: Ask your sister.
Daughter: But I don't have a sister.
Dad: Exactly.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.