Humor
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
Memes
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Paddy's beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 years they have been married.
The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex, and a cool breeze may help.
Being a bit of a cheapo, he decides not to buy a fan but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act.
After half an hour, still no sign of success, so his mate suggests swapping places. "I'll have a try, Paddy, you waft the towel."
Paddy agrees, and after two or three minutes, Paddy's wife has a moment of sexual pleasure, screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years.
Paddy taps his mate Mick on the shoulder and says, "And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel!"
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.