I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
Absence of Dad
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you chucklehead. You actually think this is funny? Let's get some facts straight about you. Your brain is clearly the size of a walnut, because the joke is about the user being unable to make a dad joke. The user states that they do not have a dad, implying a sad state of affairs, and not a hilarious one. That's it, it's not that hard.
Royal
Neither. Hang on, what's a dad?