Identifying an Orphan

  • The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"

    He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

    I said, "Your parents, buddy."

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    Listen up, you dummy. Someone asks if a person is an orphan. The dude responds by askin' what gave him away, and the speaker responds "your parents". Because orphans don't have parents, ya see? It's funny 'cause it's a super obvious observation.

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