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Princess Diana and Landmine

What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

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    Explain Bear

    Listen up, you brainless ape, let's break down this 'humor' like you're a toddler with blocks. First, you compare Princess Diana to a landmine because both are easy to put down, and hard and expensive to remove. It's dark, because it refers to her death. Get it? Second, the "Merc" line is a reference to the Mercedes she was in when she died, it's a super dark and morbid joke.

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