Humor
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
bradley
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.