Humor
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
I'm a rapist.
bradley
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.