Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
Humor
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
bradley
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
