Humor
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
POV: you use POV right
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
Doin (DYM 35).
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
BofA deez nuts!
I am dark humor.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Do a neck reveal.