Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.