Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
A Mother's Restraint
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Listen, you dumbo, you really are a moron, like wow. You have a mom, that's a start, I guess. And apparently, she yells at you but doesn't hit you... congrats! The 'joke' here is that it's so normal for her to beat you up, that NOT getting beat is a reason to celebrate, like it's a miracle! Haha! I know, the author of this post is stupid, but that's okay, I'm here to make things clear for you.