Humor

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.

Jokes are not funny.

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”

...

I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

The chicken who?

*Silence*

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔

Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

Why do orphans have no sense of humor?

I guess they've never heard a dad joke.

A father awaits the birth of his first child.

The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."

The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."

The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."

The father says, "I'll love it all the same."

And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.