Failing at Dying

This is a dark joke where the person is asked what they're good at, and they answer, "dying." Then, they top it off with "Dammit, I fail at that too," which is self-deprecating and plays on the idea that they're even bad at something as final as dying.

• Dammit
• Failure
• Depression
• Life
• Success
• Effort

• I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
• Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
• It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
• They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.