Humor
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!