Humor
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Anatidaephobia
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."