Depressed Person Crossing the Road

This is a dark joke playing on the stereotype of a depressed person having suicidal thoughts. Instead of a typical punchline, it takes an unexpected, morbid turn. The depressed person isn't crossing the road for a normal reason, but to be hit by a car.

• Road
• Mental Health
• Depression
• Suicide
• Sadness
• Car

• What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
• Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a car.
• Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
• Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.