Humor

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.

I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.

Bring out your weapons, people.

It's bullying time.

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.

Ur face.

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.

This is not even a joke.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Idk.

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"