Yes I’m CUTE
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told
What do u call a blind dinosaur? *do-u-think-he-saur-us*
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.
My life
Tell me when you get it
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man better than another heterosexual man? experience
What are you good at? Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
