Hellen Keller's Pool

The joke plays on the fact that Hellen Keller was blind and deaf. The punchline implies that she wouldn't know if she had a pool, as she couldn't see it or hear about it. It's a dark twist on her disabilities.

• Hellen Keller
• Pool
• Morbidity
• Awareness
• Morbid jokes
• Short jokes

• Did you know Helen Keller had a sister? Neither did she.
• Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
• Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard? Neither did she.
• Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog? Well, neither did she!