Humor
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Why tie when you can knot?
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house? A spicket fence!
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
Your mom gay.
If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"