Orphans and S.C. Johnson

Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You're the type of person who probably thinks a 'family-sized' bag of chips is a personal challenge. So, let me break down this joke for you. The joke plays on the double meaning of "family company." S.C. Johnson is literally a company passed down through families, but the punchline uses the fact that orphans don't have a family to suggest they would not work there. It's dark, get it?