Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
What do you call an idiotic cow
A mis-steak!
What did the green light say to the red light - don't look I'm changing
As an Autist I find these jokes really funny, thanks for the early 13th bday present ya'll :>
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Person: I broke my arm in three places
Doctor: well don’t go to those three places then.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x
There is nothing funnier than my life (Evan 2020)
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
What's the difference between necrofilia and choking fetish? 15 seconds
I once told siri, "Hey Siri, why am i still single?" she opened the front camera.
What do you call a spice with a PHD
Dr. Pepper
why was the T-rex so angry?You would be angry too,if you’re arms were to short to masterbaute.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it ya it's Bad:)
MY mum once told me how do u spell mississippi and i said misisipi but she said no its goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i and i luaghed when she said pp,then she said why are you laughing i tried saying u said pp but i was laughing to hard
