Humor

What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?

Nut in the butt.

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

"Here Comes The Airplane!"

Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...

Girl, scan the code on your wrist!

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.

What do you call a Muslim sleepover?

Osamas in Pajamas.

Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!

How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.

Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."

your mom

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

What's the difference between a man and a table?

The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.

Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"

Jimmy: "That's great!"

Doctor: "A horse with cancer."

Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?

Because it is a family company. 😂 😂

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?

Because they always like to come in a little behind.

What is a gay person’s favourite meal?

Willy con carne.

These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.

I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.