Humor

Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...

Girl, scan the code on your wrist!

How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.

Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!

Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."

A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.

I think she was pulling my leg.

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂

I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.

your mom

What's the difference between a man and a table?

The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.

Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"

Jimmy: "That's great!"

Doctor: "A horse with cancer."

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?

Because it is a family company. 😂 😂

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.

These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.