Humor
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
your mom
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
Memes
Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"
Jimmy: "That's great!"
Doctor: "A horse with cancer."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because it is a family company. 😂 😂
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
I forgot the joke.