Humor
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Ligma.
Balls.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.