Humor
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
Cancer.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
How to write a joke?
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"