Humor

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."

Her: "No."

Why do women have small feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

I wish I was dead like my jokes.

What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?

A bath bomb.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

So it can get ex-stinked!

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?

You die of laughter.

My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."

Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.