When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Humor
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Funny.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
