What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
Humor
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
