Humor

Humor

Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.

One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.

Jerry Garcia: Iā€™m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: Iā€™m already on it. šŸ˜ÆšŸ¦„šŸŒˆ

Everybody was kung flu dying.

It traveled as fast as lightning.

2020 was expert timing.

In fact, it was a little bit frightening.

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

I'm not saying you're stupid.

But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"

Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Other Friend: Sure.

Friend: Pussy.

Other Friend: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

A: A suicide bomber.

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