What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Humor
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
Your (DYM 43).
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
(Non-edgy joke.)
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."
I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
John is not funny.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
