Humor
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
Wanna hear a joke? My life! Hahahah! Just kidding, jokes actually mean something...
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
Orphan joke protest idea.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
BofA deez nuts!
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
You (DYM 53).
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.